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The Elements of Disharmony Chapter 1

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Chapter 1-
The God Returns



Those ponies thought they could
keep me as a statue forever. Oh ho ho ho…were they wrong.
This last attempt at my imprisonment hasn’t even lasted a
whole year, let alone a century. The elements’ power is losing
its luster! Oh, Celestia, your trust in those dopey ponies is
misguided. Your so called “best student”, Twilight
Sparkle and the rest of her joy killing crew, failed in keeping me
imprisoned. Like a stupid rainbow could do that anyway. I mean
really…this is Discord we’re talking about! It takes
more than the “Elements of
Stupidity
to hold this stud back!


Hm, that sweet aroma…I
smell chaos brewing. Ah, how I missed wreaking sweet, sweet chaos on
Equestria. Harmony is too peaceful. It’s downright
boring!
I think it’s time that I have some fun and pay the ponies a
little visit. I’m sure that my dear Princess Celestia has
missed my handsome face. It would be awful to spread my joyous chaos
and not include her in the fun!


Oh but how to do it? Creating
chaos in the same fashion over and over gets old. I need to make a
dramatic entrance. I need to “wow” them! Although my
tricks are, indeed, amazing and can’t be beat, I crave
something different; something out of this world to create-


Wait…out of this world…Can
I- of course! Discord, you genius, you! Why
not
bring something completely alien to the land of Equestria to create
chaos along with me?! That’s brilliant. Of course, Twilight
Spazzle would most likely try to crash the
party with her ragtag crew of misfit ponies. So I must choose wisely
of what I bring here. Oh it just makes me giggle with glee of all
the choices I have. I think I’ll just take random beings and
see which one is worthy to be my esteemed lackey.


…Nope, too small.


Too hairy…


Ugh, too stupid!



Who would have guessed that
creatures in other worlds aren’t as intelligent as I thought?
Why can’t I find just
one decent creature
to use? Okay, one more time, Discord. Make it count.


“Hey, where am I?”


Oooh! Look at you! Aren’t
you an interesting…whatever you are! But you’re a…


“A girl? You got a problem with
that!? Who the heck are you anyway?”


Oh ho ho! Temper, temper! You are
certainly are an appealing creature. You seem to be a familiar
breed. However, I can’t quite put my finger on the name. It’s
probably not that important. Anyway, what is your name, my dear?


“Uh…”


Nevermind. Your name isn’t
important to me. You shall be called “Slave” from here
on out. Understand?


“I don’t think so.
You think you can just kidnap me and believe I’ll be your
personal slave? Nuh-huh. Not gonna happen. You still haven’t
told me who you are anyway.”


All that you need to know is that
I’m Discord—your owner—and you, Slave, are my
little lackey that shall help me create chaos around this boring
place.


“So you’re saying you’re
a bad guy?”


I prefer the term,
“Misunderstood”.


“And you want me to join you?”


Ahahaha! Do I want
you to join me? That’s a good one! My dear, you have no other
option.


“Why should I even
consider joining anyway?”


Well now, hang on. First of all,
you already joined. You never had a say in the first place. You’re
my slave, you abide to my rules. Second, it’s more fun to
wreak chaos than to be the one who has to clean it up, which is
usually the hero’s job—assuming you see yourself as a
hero of course. I never understood as to how those pesky heroes
never realized that. It’s a proven fact: bad guys rule, heroes
drool.


“I thought you were
‘misunderstood’?”


…Touché.


“So let me get this
straight: You’re Discord—“


Your charming master.


“…Riiight. You’re
Discord. And I’m being held here against my will just to help
you with something you could do on your own. Am I right?”


Well yes, but…


“But nothing! I’m outta
here. Go find someone else to do your work.”


And just where are you going to
go? This isn’t your precious homeland. You’re mine now,
my dear. If anyone is going to be making changes, it’s going
to be me. After all, I
live for random changes!
If you even decide to wander about in a place that is foreign to
you, you’ll never get home. You will be vulnerable to all of
the mysterious creatures that roam this land. You’ll also be a
target when I begin to spread my lovely chaos.  I’m your only
chance of getting back.


“So, I have to help you
with whatever needs to be done before I can go home?”


Precisely, Slave. Someone is
finally catching on!


“Ugh, fine, I’ll do it.
The sooner we get this done, the sooner I can get out of…wherever
I am.”


Oh why the rush? You’ll come
to love this place once I’m through with it. And I’m
pretty sure I’ll rub off on you in no time. I’ve been
known to do that with certain people.


“Yeah, sure, whatever
you say. So…what do you have in mind?”







Here we go! My first pony story!
After first encountering the Mane Six, Discord was imprisoned once again by their hand (hoof?). Now, the humorous trickster has broken out of his prison yet again! What kind of chaos will he wreak? And just what would happen if he decided to bring an unexpected guest for the ride?
This first chapter seems to be more of a prologue but eh.. I'm not too good with prologues XD
Of course, My Little Pony (c) Hasbro and Lauren Faust

Geebus, this took me a while to upload ._. Thanks to :iconvelvet-wolf: for helping me get this up here!
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Sada-Pazaki's avatar
"I prefer the term,
“Misunderstood”."

LOL! Great line that :D

Interesting so far but is the whole thing going to be in this sort of format?